Seinfeld Transcripts

Series 1

Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Stakeout (1990-05-31)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Robbery (1990-06-07)
Written by Matt Goldman

Male Unbonding (1990-06-14)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Stock Tip (1990-06-21)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

Series 2

The Ex-Girlfriend (1991-01-23)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Pony Remark (1991-01-30)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Jacket (1991-02-06)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Phone Message (1991-02-13)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Apartment (1991-04-04)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Statue (1991-04-11)
Written by Larry Charles

The Revenge (1991-04-18)
Written by Larry David

The Heart Attack (1991-04-25)
Written by Larry Charles

The Deal (1991-05-02)
Written by Larry David

The Baby Shower (1991-05-16)
Written by Larry Charles

The Chinese Restaurant (1991-05-23)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Busboy (1991-06-26)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

Series 3

The Note (1991-09-18)
Written by Larry David

The Truth (1991-09-25)
Written by Elaine Pope,Larry Charles

The Pen (1991-10-02)
Written by Larry David

The Dog (1991-10-09)
Written by Larry David

The Library (1991-10-16)
Written by Larry Charles

The Parking Garage (1991-10-30)
Written by Larry David

The Cafe (1991-11-06)
Written by Tom Leopold

The Tape (1991-11-13)
Written by Larry David,Bob Shaw,Don McEnery

The Nose Job (1991-11-20)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Stranded (1991-11-27)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Matt Goldman

The Alternate Side (1991-12-04)
Written by Larry David,Bill Masters

The Red Dot (1991-12-11)
Written by Larry David

The Subway (1992-01-08)
Written by Larry Charles

The Pez Dispenser (1992-01-15)
Written by Larry David

The Suicide (1992-01-29)
Written by Tom Leopold

The Fix-Up (1992-02-05)
Written by Larry Charles,Elaine Pope

The Boyfriend Part 1 (1992-02-12)
Written by Larry David,Larry Levin

The Boyfriend Part 2 (1992-02-12)
Written by Larry David,Larry Levin

The Limo (1992-02-26)
Written by Larry Charles

The Good Samaritan (1992-03-04)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Letter (1992-03-25)
Written by Larry David

The Parking Space (1992-02-04)
Written by

The Keys (1992-05-06)
Written by Larry Charles

Series 4

The Trip Part 1 (1992-08-12)
Written by Larry Charles

The Trip Part 2 (1992-08-19)
Written by Larry Charles

The Pitch (1992-09-16)
Written by Larry David

The Ticket (1992-09-16)
Written by Larry David

The Wallet (1992-09-23)
Written by Larry David

The Watch (1992-09-23)
Written by Larry David

The Bubble Boy (1992-10-07)
Written by Larry David,Larry Charles

The Cheever Letters (1992-10-28)
Written by Larry David

The Opera (1992-11-04)
Written by Larry Charles

The Virgin (1992-11-11)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Contest (1992-11-18)
Written by Larry David

The Airport (1992-11-25)
Written by Larry Charles

The Pick (1992-12-16)
Written by Larry David

The Movie (1993-01-06)
Written by Steve Skrovan,Bill Masters,John Hayman

The Visa (1993-01-27)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Shoes (1993-04-02)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Outing (1993-11-02)
Written by Larry Charles

The Old Man (1993-02-18)
Written by Larry Charles

The Implant (1993-02-25)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Junior Mint (1993-03-18)
Written by Andy Robin

The Smelly Car (1993-04-15)
Written by Larry David,Peter Mehlman

The Handicap Spot (1993-05-13)
Written by Larry David

The Pilot Part 1 (1993-05-20)
Written by Larry David

The Pilot Part 2 (1993-05-20)
Written by Larry David

Series 5

The Mango (1993-05-16)
Written by Buck Dancer,Lawrence H. Levy

The Puffy Shirt (1993-05-23)
Written by Larry David

The Glasses (1993-05-30)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Sniffing Accountant (1993-10-07)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Bris (1993-10-14)
Written by Larry Charles

The Lip Reader (1993-10-28)
Written by Carol Leifer

The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993-11-04)
Written by Larry David

The Barber (1993-11-11)
Written by Andy Robin

The Masseuse (1993-11-18)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Cigar Store Indian (1993-12-09)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Conversion (1993-12-16)
Written by Bruce Kirschbaum

The Stall (1994-01-06)
Written by Larry Charles

The Dinner Party (1994-02-03)
Written by Larry David

The Marine Biologist (1994-02-10)
Written by Ron Hauge,Charlie Rubin

The Pie (1994-02-17)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Stand-In (1994-02-24)
Written by Larry David

The Wife (1994-03-17)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Raincoats Part 1 (1994-04-28)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Raincoats Part 2 (1994-04-28)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Fire (1994-05-05)
Written by Larry Charles

The Hamptons (1994-05-12)
Written by Peter Mehlman,Carol Leifer

The Opposite (1994-05-19)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Andy Cowan

Series 6

The Chaperone (1994-09-22)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld,Andy Cowan

The Big Salad (1994-09-29)
Written by Larry David

The Pledge Drive (1994-10-06)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Chinese Woman (1994-10-13)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Couch (1994-10-27)
Written by Larry David

The Gymnast (1994-11-03)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Mom And Pop Store (1994-11-17)
Written by

The Soup (1994-11-10)
Written by Fred Stoller

The Secretary (1994-12-08)
Written by Carol Leifer,Marjorie Gross

The Switch (1995-01-05)
Written by Bruce Kirschbaum,Sam Kass

The Label Maker (1995-01-19)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Race (1994-12-15)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross,Larry David

The Scofflaw (1995-01-26)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Kiss Hello (1995-02-16)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Beard (1995-02-09)
Written by Carol Leifer

The Doorman (1995-02-23)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Jimmy (1995-03-16)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Doodle (1995-04-06)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Fusilli Jerry (1995-04-27)
Written by Marjorie Gross

The Diplomat's Club (1995-05-04)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Understudy (1995-05-18)
Written by Marjorie Gross,Carol Leifer

The Face Painter (1995-05-11)
Written by Larry David

Series 7

The Engagement (1995-09-21)
Written by Larry David

The Postponement (1995-09-28)
Written by Larry David

The Maestro (1995-10-05)
Written by Larry David

The Wink (1995-10-12)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Hot Tub (1995-10-19)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Soup Nazi (1995-11-02)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Secret Code (1995-11-09)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Pool Guy (1995-11-16)
Written by David Mandel

The Sponge (1995-12-07)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Gum (1995-12-14)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Rye (1996-01-04)
Written by Carol Leifer

The Caddy (1996-01-25)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Seven (1996-02-01)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Cadillac Part 1 (1996-02-08)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Cadillac Part 2 (1996-02-08)
Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld

The Shower Head (1996-02-15)
Written by Peter Mehlman,Marjorie Gross

The Doll (1996-02-22)
Written by Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Friars Club (1996-03-07)
Written by David Mandel

The Wig Master (1996-04-04)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Calzone (1996-04-25)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Bottle Deposit Part 1 (1996-05-02)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Bottle Deposit Part 2 (1996-05-02)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Wait Out (1996-05-09)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Invitations (1996-05-16)
Written by Larry David

Series 8

The Foundation (1996-09-19)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Soul Mate (1996-09-26)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Bizarro Jerry (1996-10-03)
Written by David Mandel

The Little Kicks (1996-10-10)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Package (1996-10-17)
Written by Jennifer Crittenden

The Fatigues (1996-10-31)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Checks (1996-11-07)
Written by Steve O'Donnell,Tom Gammill,Max Pross

The Chicken Roaster (1996-11-14)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

The Abstinence (1996-11-21)
Written by Steve Koren

The Andrea Doria (1996-12-19)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Little Jerry (1997-01-09)
Written by Jennifer Crittenden

The Money (1997-01-16)
Written by Peter Mehlman

The Comeback (1997-01-30)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Van Buren Boys (1997-02-06)
Written by Darin Henry

The Susie (1997-02-13)
Written by David Mandel

The Pothole (1997-02-20)
Written by Steve O'Donnell,Dan O'Keefe

The English Patient (1997-03-13)
Written by Steve Koren

The Nap (1997-04-10)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Yada Yada (1997-04-24)
Written by Peter Mehlman,Jill Franklyn

The Millennium (1997-05-01)
Written by Jennifer Crittenden

The Muffin Tops (1997-05-08)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Summer of George (1997-05-15)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer

Series 9

The Butter Shave (1997-09-25)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer,David Mandel

The Voice (1997-10-02)
Written by

The Serenity Now (1997-10-09)
Written by Steve Koren

The Blood (1997-10-16)
Written by Dan O'Keefe

The Junk Mail (1997-10-30)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Merv Griffin Show (1997-11-06)
Written by Bruce Eric Kaplan

The Slicer (1997-11-13)
Written by Darin Henry,Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin

The Betrayal (1997-11-20)
Written by Peter Mehlman,David Mandel

The Apology (1997-12-11)
Written by Jennifer Crittenden

The Strike (1997-12-18)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer,Dan O'Keefe

The Dealership (1998-01-08)
Written by Steve Koren

The Reverse Peephole (1998-01-15)
Written by Spike Feresten

The Cartoon (1998-01-29)
Written by Bruce Eric Kaplan

The Strong Box (1998-02-05)
Written by Dan O'Keefe,Billy Kimball

The Wizard (1998-02-26)
Written by Steve Lookner

The Burning (1998-03-19)
Written by Jennifer Crittenden

The Bookstore (1998-04-09)
Written by Spike Feresten,Darin Henry,Mark Jaffe

The Frogger (1998-04-23)
Written by Gregg Kavet,Andy Robin,Steve Koren,Dan O'Keefe

The Maid (1998-04-30)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer,

The Puerto Rican Day (1998-05-07)
Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer,Jennifer Crittenden,

The Finale Part 1 (1998-05-14)
Written by Larry David

The Finale Part 2 (1998-05-14)
Written by Larry David