FUTURAMA
Episode 311
"THE CYBER HOUSE RULES"
By
Lewis Morton
Transcribed by Dave, The Neutral Planet
[Opening Credits. Caption: Please Rise For The Futurama Theme
Song.]
[Planet Express: Lounge. On the TV, Morbo and Linda present an
early morning breakfast programme called Good Morning Earth.
They are wearing pyjamas and sit in a cosy sitting room set.]
MORBO
...So I gave the cookies to Fawn and
the kids and they couldn't believe it
-- they were delicious. But, I digress.
(shouting) Tremble, puny earthlings!
One day my race will destroy you all!
[Leela, Fry and Bender eat while they watch. The doorbell rings.]
LEELA
Could one of you guys get that?
[They both shake their heads she narrows her eye at them.]
[Planet Express: Entrance Foyer. Leela opens the door and looks
around but there doesn't appear to be anyone there. She hears
a squealing noise, looks down and gasps.]
[Cut to: Outside Planet Express.]
LEELA
It's a doorbell baby! Hello, little
guy. You know, I was abandoned as a
baby too, so --
BENDER
Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it.
[He starts stamping on the basket.]
LEELA
Bender, stop! It's a baby!
BENDER
A baby what? Ow!
[Leela bends down and unwraps the blankets. There is no baby
inside. Instead, there is a green card with a sad looking kid
on it holding up an empty food dish. Written along the top of
the card is "Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium”.]
LEELA
Oh, it's just a card -- from the orphanarium
I grew up in.
[The card speaks with a child's voice.]
CARD
Leela, you're invited to reunion at
Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium.
Please stand clear of self-destructing
basket.
[The basket explodes.]
BENDER
A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh?
You gonna go?
LEELA
No way, jose-bot. I never wanna see
those other orphans again! Not after
the way they used to pick on me.
[Flashback: In the kids' playground at the orphanarium (where
everything is broken) the kids stand around young Leela, pointing
and chanting.]
KIDS
(chanting) One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!
KIRK
Nice depth-perception, one-eye!
[He laughs.]
LEELA
How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're
blind!
KIRK
My eyes may not work, but at least I
got two of them!
[He laughs again. Leela sighs.]
[Flashback ends.]
FRY
Aww. That's terrible, Leela. But imagine
the look on their faces when you show
up with two friends who eat all the
hors d'oeuvres.
LEELA
Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing my success
in a few choice faces.
BENDER
Set a course for adventure!
[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium Lobby. There a broken,
leaking pipes running across the ceiling, the windows are barred
up and owls scavenge around the floor. Leela is wearing a purple
suit.]
FRY
Eww!
BENDER
What a dump!
[Leela sighs.]
LEELA
Just like old times. Gosh. The bars
on the windows seemed so much thicker
back then. Mr. Vogel? Remember me?
VOGEL
Leela! You're worthless and no one will
ever love you!
[They both laugh.]
LEELA
You used to say that all the time!
VOGEL
Oh, those were happier days.
[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium Gymnasium. A "Welcome,
Orphans" banner has been strung up across the ceiling and the
room has been decorated with balloons and streamers. There is
a sign that says "Please Abandon Coats In Lobby" next to the
buffet table where Fry and Bender stand.]
FRY
Mmm! The gristle-in-a-blanket isn't
half bad.
BENDER
Mmm! And try one of these Popsicle sticks.
They've absorbed quite a bit of flavour.
LEELA
Hey, look. It's our old group picture.
[They look at a black and white photo of the orphans and a younger
Vogel. Fry squints.]
FRY
I don't see you anywhere.
LEELA
That's me over in Cootietown.
[She points at herself, standing apart from the group. Bender
points at someone in the back row.]
BENDER
Whoa! Get a load of this average-looking
guy!
LEELA
That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have
kind of a crush on him.
[Flashback. The scene continues from earlier with the kids still
chanting.]
KIDS
(chanting) One-eye! One-eye!
FRENCH GUY
Stupid as a French guy!
KIDS
(chanting) One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!
One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!
One-eye!
[Adlai chants with the others and Leela looks at him with lovey
eyes and sighs.]
[Flashback ends.]
LEELA
Well, it's time to say hello to the
old gang.
[She gulps down her drink, then Bender's and then the water from
a vase of flowers. On the other side of the gym, the orphans
have turned into bums.]
MAN #1
So, watcha been up to since you left
the orphanarium?
MAN #2
Uh, living in a box, fighting the shakes.
You?
MAN #1
Selling kidneys, teeth; whatever falls
out of me.
LEELA
And what am I up to, you ask? Well I'm
a very successful space captain.
MAN #2
Oh.
MAN #1
Wow.
MAN #3
How nice for you, Leela.
WOMAN
(patronising) That's so good for a person
with one eye.
LEELA
Hey! You can't feel sorry for me! I'm
a space captain and you're all a bunch
of losers.
MAN #1
Uh, right, right. We're the losers!
[He coughs and a tooth falls out of his mouth. Kirk arrives.]
KIRK
Well, if it isn't old one-eye!
[He laughs.]
LEELA
Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane boy!
MAN #3
He can't hear you. He's deaf now.
ADLAI
Leave Leela alone. She's leading a perfectly
normal life. She's not gussied up, duded
out, getting down or where it's at.
Now, run along.
[The other five leave.]
LEELA
Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never really
outgrow being an eyeball -- oddball!
ADLAI
Nonsense. You're a space captain. That's
a fine, conventional profession.
LEELA
Well, you know. It's just for a package
delivery service.
ADLAI
Ah-ah. A package is just a box until
it's delivered.
LEELA
Huh. I'd never thought of it that way.
So what do you do these days?
ADLAI
Oh, I'm a doctor.
LEELA
A tall doctor, you say?
[She brushes her fingers through her hair. At the bar, Bender
drinks down one glass while another is being refilled. Vogel
stands behind Fry with 12 kids.]
VOGEL
Sir, you seem pretty stable. Have you
thought about adopting one of our kids?
FRY
Sure haven't.
VOGEL
Well keep adoption in mind. It's a great
way to have kids without having sex.
FRY
(thoughtful) Really?
VOGEL
Plus, the government will help out with
a small stipend of $100 a week.
BENDER
$100 a week?
[He spits out his drink, has it refilled, drinks it and spits
it out again. Aldai and Leela look at the group photos.]
ADLAI
I'm so sorry I teased you back then.
Let me make it up to you. I can fix
it so that no one ever makes fun of
you again.
LEELA
You mean by beating them up? Because
I've broken that blind kid's nose like
10 times and it doesn't make any difference.
ADLAI
No, I specialise in phaser eye surgery.
I can build you a paraffin eye and graft
it on with skin from your foot. It won't
be able to see but you'll look like
a perfectly normal two-eyed person.
LEELA
Me? Perfectly normal?
[She touches her eye and it squelches. Fry eats more of the hors
d'oeuvres and turns around when he hears laughing kids. Bender
is with the kids.]
BENDER
Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
FRY
Hey, why are those kids following you?
Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
BENDER
No. It's called parenting. Come on,
dumplings. We've got 12 government stipends
to collect.
KIDS
(cheering) Yay!
BOY
Our daddy's a giant toy!
[Planet Express: Meeting Room. The staff sit around the conference
table.]
FARNSWORTH
Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea.
I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping
at her eye all the time.
[He stares open-mouthed at her.]
AMY
I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela.
I used to be too cute, so I had cuteness-reduction
surgery here......and here.
[She points to her nose.]
FRY
You guys are crazy. Leela doesn't need
surgery. You look great the way you
are.
LEELA
Oh, that's so sweet, Fry. But for once
in my life, I just wanna look normal.
FRY
But you're better than normal, you're
abnormal. If you ask me, you shouldn't
care what other people think.
LEELA
You're right! I'll start by not caring
what you think! I'm getting the surgery.
FARNSWORTH
Thatagirl!
AMY
Right on!
ZOIDBERG
Wonderful. And while you're under the
knife, you could also get an ink pouch
to help you escape your enemies.
FARNSWORTH
That's the stupidest idea I've ever
heard you imbecile!
[He raises a rolled-up newspaper at Zoidberg. Zoidberg sprays
ink at his face and runs off, whooping.]
[Taco Bellevue Hospital. There is a sign outside that says "Normal,
Healthy Baby? Super-Size It For 49c!" Inside, the Planet Express
staff and Adlai stand around Leela's bed. The entire top half
of Leela head is covered with bandages.]
ADLAI
Now we'll find out if the operation
was a success. Hold on to your hats.
Oh, I'm sorry, this is the wrong patient.
Oops.
[He scribbles on a new pupil with a marker pen.]
AMY
Leela, those eyes look so great on you.
FRY
Bah! I think she looked fine before.
FARNSWORTH
No.
AMY
Uh-uh.
HERMES
Wrong.
[Leela looks at herself in a mirror.]
LEELA
Wow, look at me. Although I don't have
the hang of blinking yet.
ADLAI
You'll get it. Personally, I try not
to blink too much because it seems flashy.
But when I do, I enjoy it.
[She tries again and succeeds this time. She gasps.]
LEELA
I did it! I blunk!
HERMES
And just in time to screw up this picture
I took!
[He shows her a photo of her blinking.]
LEELA
Hooray!
[Montage Scene. Leela gets accustomed to her new life to Roy
Orbison's Pretty Woman. She carries a box marked "Leela's Monocles"
through the front door of her apartment building at drops it
in the bin. Later, she comes out of the Eye Robot wearing two
pairs of sunglasses, a pair of binoculars and carrying a pair
of theatre specs. She walks past Mom's sons and winks at them.
They stop and bump into each other.]
WALT
Ow!
IGNER
Ow!
LARRY
Ow!
[Amy shows Leela how to apply eyeliner. She puts it across her
eyes first and watches Leela try. Leela smears it all the way
across her brow. Amy shakes her head, licks her finger, and rubs
it off in the middle. Leela smiles. On the street, Leela bumps
into Kirk. She takes his hand and feels her face with it. He
groans with disappointment.]
[Planet Express: Lounge. Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy and Fry are sat
on the couch.]
LEELA
I've never felt so unremarkable! Today
I actually blended in with a crowd!
[She laughs. Bender walks in with the kids.]
BENDER
Kids, meet the jerkbags I work with.
KIDS
(chanting) Hello, jerkbags!
AMY
Oh, they're so cute! What are their
names?
BENDER
Kids have names?
NINA
My name's Nina, and his name's Albert
--
BENDER
And from now on, you're all named Bender
Jr.! Looky here! My first government
stipend cheque! 12 baby humans, 1200
wing-wangs!
[Sally, a girl with an ear on her face, tugs Bender's arm.]
SALLY
Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
BENDER
What is it with you kids? Every other
day, it's food, food, food! Oh, fine.
I'll get you some stupid food.
ALBERT
Can we have Bender burgers again?
BENDER
No. The cat shelter's on to me!
[Planet Express: Hangar. Fry scrubs one of the landing feet and
Leela welds something along the ships side. Adlai comes in wearing
a grey Hawaiian shirt.]
ADLAI
Hello, Leela. I was in a nearby tailor
getting one of my Hawaiian shirts toned
down, so I thought I'd drop in for your
follow-up exam.
[Leela giggles.]
LEELA
That's so handsome of you.
ADLAI
Just follow the light with your eyes.
Perfect! You know, a guy could fall
head-over-heels for a gal like you.
As for me, I'm somewhat interested
myself.
LEELA
What are you saying?
ADLAI
I've never been good with words, which
is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum.
Will you go out with me this Sunday?
LEELA
Sure!
[Fry gasps.]
ADLAI
I don't know what else to say, so I'll
just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
[He leaves.]
FRY
This is so unfair! I liked you back
when you were a cyclops! That guy's
only interested now that you have two
eyes.
LEELA
You're just jealous!
FRY
No, I'm not! Oh, wait, I am. But my
point remains valid!
LEELA
Fry, I just wanna try dating a normal
man, who if you go somewhere with him
no one says he's crummy. I think I deserve
that once in life.
[Zoidberg holds her arm.]
ZOIDBERG
Be careful with Adlai, Leela, he's a
doctor, they're very poor.
LEELA
Actually, most doctors are rich.
ZOIDBERG
What? When did this happen? You're joking,
right? That's not funny!
[O'Zorgnax's Pub. Bender takes the kids in.]
BENDER
OK, they've got everything you need
here: Booze, a couple of peanuts, they
got a crapper in the back -- that's
one of the things you kids do, right?
ALBERT
Yeah.
BENDER
Then knock yourself out. Hey! Hey!
Only eat enough to barely keep yourselves
alive! I'm trying to make a profit here.
[He sits on a stool and reads a newspaper.]
NINA
Daddy! Bethany's hitting me!
BENDER
Here.
[He hands her a blernsball bat and she runs off with it, laughing.
A fembot sits next to Bender.]
FEMBOT
These kids yours?
BENDER
Yeah.
FEMBOT
Ooh. I'm attracted to a man with responsibility!
BENDER
That's me, baby! Let me just ditch the
kids in an alley and we can go have
some fun.
[A boy taps Bender.]
BOY
Daddy Bender?
BENDER
Son, daddy's trying to score with a
cheap floozy right now, so we need you
to cram a Tinkertoy in it!
BOY
I love you, Daddy Bender!
[He hugs him. The other kids start hugging him too.]
BENDER
Hey, what the hell are you doing? Quit
hugging me!
FEMBOT
I guess you're busy. I'll catch you
later.
[She leaves.]
BENDER
You morons! I don't know what you're
trying to pull here but I got half a
mind to hug each and every one of you
and see how you like it!
KIDS
(cheering) Yay!
BENDER
(grumbling) Oh, come on!
[Adlai's Car. He drives Leela away from the city.]
ADLAI
I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary
-- a place no one could object to.
LEELA
That sounds wonderful.
[Outside Municipal Arboretum. Adlai opens the gate and lets Leela
through. On the fence is a sign that reads "Yes, We Have Looking
At Trees".]
[Municipal Arboretum. A couple stop by an Altairean Bouquet Tree.]
MAN
I'd like and extra-beautiful bouquet
for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
[The tree hands the man some flowers and he hands them to the
woman. They walk away and Leela and Adlai arrive.]
ADLAI
Average, please.
[The tree hands him a bunch and he hands them to Leela. She smells
them.]
LEELA
Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time
today. No one's stared at me or avoided
staring at me or tried to burn me. You
make me feel so not weird.
ADLAI
Leela, you're 999,999 in a million!
[She smiles and they lean in to kiss. Adlai pecks her on the
lips and she freezes for a moment then smiles weakly.]
[Elzar's Fine Cuisine. Adlai and the Planet Express staff sit
around a table, though Bender is not with them.]
LEELA
Thanks for coming out to get to know
my boyfriend. Isn't he dreamy?
ZOIDBERG
(mesmerised) Totally.
[He eats a cracker.]
ADLAI
Uh, listen: I just want you all to know
your Leela's one standard lady.
LEELA
Oh, Adlai, stop!
FRY
What's so wonderful about Leela being
normal? The rest of us aren't normal
and that's what makes us great. Like
Dr. Zoidberg: He's a weird monster who
smells like he eats garbage and does.
ZOIDBERG
Damn right!
FRY
And the professor's a senile, amoral
crackpot. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
HERMES
Tally me banana.
FRY
Amy's a klutz from Mars.
[Amy drops the glass she is drinking from and it smashes.]
AMY
Sploops!
FARNSWORTH
And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
FRY
I already did! So, Leela, do you wanna
be like us? Or do you wanna be like
Adlai with no severe mental or social
problems whatsoever?
LEELA
That's the dumbest question I ever heard!
FARNSWORTH
She's right!
ZOIDBERG
No doubt about it.
AMY
Duh!
HERMES
Daylight come!
[Bender runs through the restaurant carrying a high chair.]
BENDER
Coming through, watch your heads!
[He wangs Zoidberg on the head as he passes him.]
ZOIDBERG
Help! I'm under attack!
[He sprays the others with ink. Bender is sat with the kids at
another table.]
BENDER
Remember your manners, kids. Forks go
in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
[Elzar arrives with a plate of food.]
ELZAR
Which one of you cutie muffins gets
the children's spicy squab?
[A little boy comes out of Bender's chest door.]
LITTLE BOY
Me!
BENDER
Ah-ah-ah! What do we say when someone
gives you something?
[The boy turns to Elzar.]
LITTLE BOY
'Bout time!
BENDER
That's my boy!
[He closes the door on him.]
ELZAR
And here's your check. Bam!
[Bender looks at it and gasps. Albert taps his arm.]
ALBERT
I gotta go poopy!
BENDER
Well you should've gone poopy before
it was time to run out on the check!
C'mon! Go, go! Through the kitchen!
[They leg it.]
ELZAR
(shouting) You little crooks! If I catch
you I'm going to make cutie-muffin gumbo!
[They run past the other table and Bender laughs as they run
through the door.]
ADLAI
You know, seeing that strange robot
force 12 children to do his bidding
makes me think about kids of our own.
LEELA
Us? Me? You? Kids?
ADLAI
That's correct. It's time to stop living
this vida bachelor loca, settle down
and have kids.
LEELA
Oh, Adlai, this is the most beautiful
moment of my life!
[Zoidberg woops and sprays her with ink.]
[Fry and Bender's Spare Room. The room has six bunk beds in it.
The kids run around screaming and laughing and bouncing on the
mattresses. Fry and Bender play poker. Albert jumps on Bender.]
ALBERT
Daddy Bender, I want a piggy back ride.
BENDER
Daddy's tired. Let's just have another
dog pile on Fry.
[The kids dive on Fry.]
SALLY
Tell us a story, Daddy Bender.
KIDS
(chanting) Story! Story! Story!
BENDER
Alright, fine, gather round.
[The kids cheer.]
NINA
We wanna hear this one again!
[She hands him something and he opens it and clears his throat.]
BENDER
(reading) "Bender's Arrest Record" by
the police. On March 3rd at 2pm, Bender
was caught shoplifting!
ALBERT
Yeah, show us the picture! There he
is!
BENDER
OK, kids. It's 9:00, you know what that
means. Daddy's sick of looking at you
so go to bed. The grown-ups have to
talk. Come on, Ma.
[He and Fry leave.]
[Cut to: Fry and Bender's Lounge. On the door is a newspaper
clipping with a photo of Fry on it. The headline reads "Primitive
Human Found In Cryo-Tube". Bender slides the door shut.]
BENDER
Now to figure out how much money I'm
raking in off those twerps! Oh, I need
a calculator.
FRY
You are a calculator.
BENDER
I mean a good calculator. Minus the
food, the bunny rabbit wallpaper --
I'm getting 100 bucks a kid and they're
costing 110!
[Fry tuts.]
FRY
There goes my new kitchen cabinets.
BENDER
I'm not sitting through one more PTA
meeting. The kids have got to go!
[The little boys opens Bender's door.]
LITTLE BOY
Daddy, how do I flush you?
BENDER
(shouting) Just go to bed!
[The boy climbs out and runs off. Bender pushes his antenna down
and flushes himself.]
[Adlai's Lounge. He and Leela sit at a table doing a jigsaw.]
ADLAI
You know, doing this jigsaw puzzle of
a pacifier factory makes me want to
have children with you all the more.
LEELA
Adlai, I was thinking. Since we're both
orphans, maybe we should adopt a child.
ADLAI
Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable. Heck,
it's more than acceptable. It's adequately
satisfactory!
[Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Adlai opens Fry and Bender's
door and he and Leela go in. There is a sign above the door that
says "Honest Bender's Stolen Car Parts Boutique" and scribbled
below it "And Orphanarium".]
[Cut to: Fry and Bender's Lounge. The kids are up again and running
around. Bender is on the phone.]
BENDER
Hello? Imperial Dragon Restaurant? I've
got a herd of you-know-whats for sale...Let
me check. Oh, aren't you a cutie?
About 35lbs. What?!
[Fry points and Bender panics and hangs up.]
LEELA
Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.
[Bender stands up.]
BENDER
Well, you've come to the right place
because Honest Bender's Orphanarium
means discount orphans. Now, little
lady. What do I have to do to send you
home with 12 orphans today?
ADLAI
Uh, I'm afraid we only want one.
BENDER
Whatever you say, chief. I'll show you
what I got in stock.
[He walks into the kids' room.]
LEELA
I remember this from when we were kids:
The warden would trot you out in front
of prospective parents and they'd judge
you like a piece of meat.
[The kids are lined up. Albert steps forward.]
ALBERT
I'm Albert.
LEELA
Kind of fatty.
[Bender pushes Nina forward.]
BENDER
Then how about this little number? Pure-bred
human. No vampire in there.
LEELA
Uh, um.
ADLAI
Hmm.
BENDER
If you're strapped for cash, you might
wanna consider this irregular unit.
Cursed with a third ear but so full
of that emotion that I understand is
called "love".
SALLY
One time, I did a hundred jump ropes.
LEELA
Oh, I can't decide. We're gonna have
to think about it.
BENDER
OK, kids, grown-ups gotta talk, time
for bed.
ALBERT
But it's 10 in the morning!
BENDER
I said hit the hay!
[The kids run.]
[Cut to: Fry and Bender's Spare Room. The kids get into bed and
Bender flicks the light off.]
LEELA
Oh, they're all so adorable.
BENDER
Yeah. You know, it's times like this
I can hardly bear to let them go. Goodnight,
you princes of Maine, you kings of New
New England.
[Fry and Bender's Lounge. The police break down the door.]
SMITTY
You're under arrest for child cruelty,
child endangerment, depriving children
of food, selling children as food and
misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
[Time Lapse. Smitty slaps the cuffs on Bender and the other police
lead Fry and the kids out.]
[Prison Cells. Smitty locks Fry, Bender and the kids in a cell.]
LEELA
Officer, would it be alright if we adopted
one of the kids?
SMITTY
Might as well. They're just gonna rot
in the evidence locker.
[He and URL leave. The kids laugh and point at Sally.]
KID #1
Nice ear!
KID #2
Hey, freaky ears!
KID #3
How's you ear?
LEELA
I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.
[She points at Sally.]
ADLAI
Her? But there's plenty of normal ones.
LEELA
Come on, Adlai. She could really use
a mom and dad.
KIDS
(chanting) Ear-face! Ear-face! Sally
won the ugly race!
ADLAI
On the other hand, the children bring
up a good point. She does have an ear
on her face.
LEELA
Well? So what? She may be different
but she still deserves a good home.
ADLAI
Oh, alright. If you really want that
one, I can give her an operation to
make her acceptable.
LEELA
She doesn't need an operation! She's
fine the way she is!
ADLAI
Oh, and I suppose you were fine the
way you were?
LEELA
Damn right I was!
FRY
Yay!
LEELA
Shut up, Fry. Now look, Adlai. I'm proud
to be different. And I just wished I'd
realised that when I was her age.
SALLY
I also have a tail!
LEELA
Now take me to the hospital and put
my eye back the way it was. Right now!
ADLAI
Why should I do that?
[Leela slams him against the bars.]
LEELA
Listen, buddy. By the end of the day,
one of us is going to have one eye.
[Outside Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium. People are
crowded around the front door as Vogel makes a speech.]
VOGEL
In recognition of Bender's generous
gift of 12 orphans and a government
cheque for 1200 wing-wangs, I hereby
rename this building the Bender B. Rodriguez
Orphanarium!
[The crowd cheers and Vogel shakes Bender's hand. Leela's eye
is back to how it was before.]
FRY
It's good to have the old weird-looking
Leela back.
[They hug.]
LEELA
Aww! You're a true friend, Fry. I guess
there's nothing wrong with being a little
weird.
FRY
Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
[The kids say goodbye to Bender.]
ALBERT
We'll miss you, Daddy Bender.
NINA
We know robots don't have emotions but
we drawed you this picture!
[She shows him a crude picture of him and the kids.]
SALLY
So if you ever miss us, even just a
teeny bit, you can look at it.
[Bender takes the picture.]
BENDER
Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane.
Sheesh! Hey, what the? Get away! Come
on! I just got all the gum off of there!
Hey! Hey! (shouting) I hate you! I hate
you all!
THE END
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